| ID |
Quote |
Added by |
| #1 |
<+cubesworks> it's lord pinball now |
JoePinball |
| #2 |
* cubes puts on a dress |
JoePinball |
| #3 |
<@cubes> Thought about building up some hope, so I could then go on to abandon it, but realized the pointlessness of the situation |
Joe|wrinkly |
| #4 |
<+ResCattorum> While I certainly don't regret the last drink, I regret the first two. |
JoePinball |
| #5 |
<+Ellenor> the best IRC noise reduction is leaving rizon and coming here, and showing JoePinball yer booty ;) |
JoePinball |
| #6 |
<+Annabel> Dizmo now has reflecting shots! :-) |
Joe|afk |
| #7 |
<@cubes> I never make the same mistake twice. Thrice is my absolute minimum. |
JoePinball |
| #8 |
<@squidwalk> I never knew such wonders were possible with ASCII art. I feel I am now a better being. |
JoePinball |
| #9 |
<+ResCattorum> Soon my nut lube will be shacken, not stired. |
JoePinball |
| #10 |
<+ResCattorum> When I go shopping I always go to the 'strong independent woman aisle', thats where the cheese, biscuits, wine and cat food is located. |
JoePinball |
| #11 |
<+HelderHeid> and there was an earthquake in japan! | orLorMoo> <@JoePinball> that was me too: I was in afacetime with a classroom full of Japanese 6th formers and they all came at the same time |
JoePinball |
| #12 |
<+ResCattorum> If the nazis actually won the war, most thingwould be rather similar - that is, if you belonged to the master race- Grocery stores would probably be open 24 hours a day, though itwould perhaps be better organised, cell phones would be called hailers and e-cigs would be |
JoePinball |
| #13 |
<+lapyo> I guess we'll see what'll happen in the future |
JoePinball |
| #14 |
<+ENG|Ikoru> cubes its adult time now, get in bed |
JoePinball |
| #15 |
<+HelderHeid> holy crap! argentina is being pounded by croatia >.> | <+ResCattorum> Bah that sounds like some modern porn reference |
JoePinball |
| #16 |
<@cubes> Attended group therapy with the voices in my head. They all agreed I was disruptive and asked me to leave. |
JoePinball |
| #17 |
<+pyjamas> yeah it's too hot for pyjamas |
JoePinball |
| #18 |
<+ResCattorum> Spent 2 hours cleaning my bedroom in my underwear and i still needed to take a shower |
JoePinball |
| #19 |
* Annabel gives us a good quote! |
JoePinball |
| #20 |
* Annabel downloads some porn for rescattorum |
JoePinball |
| #21 |
<@cubes> Concerned about my tendency to arrogantly mock mylosing opponents, the doctor gave me some anti-gloating cream. I just can't wait to rub it in! |
JoePinball |
| #22 |
<+iCherry> jolzz, u uck |
JoePinball |
| #23 |
<+Annabel> We're having some nice weather at the anus |
JoePinball |
| #24 |
<+iCherry> yer, anus is pretty hot, Ikoru |
JoePinball |
| #25 |
<+pyjamas> but also my room smells of latex and not for the fun reasons |
JoePinball |
| #26 |
<JoePinball> mmm there's somethign about being taken firmly from behind.... |
JoePinball |
| #27 |
<+iCherry> I want to buy one of those checkout divider things | <+iCherry> but the lady keeps putting it back |
JoePinball |
| #28 |
<Loresome> Just get pregnant iCherry - when youve given birth your tits just proper double/triple in size! Then never really go down |
JoePinball |
| #29 |
<@LorLorMoo> People just can;t get enough of my lady jugs eh |
JoePinball |
| #30 |
<+iCherry> sleep is for the eweak! |
JoePinball |
| #31 |
* LorLorMoo lciks DannagE | <@DannagE> Sounds painful |
JoePinball |
| #32 |
<+lapyo> that's not a funny topic, that's my life in a nutshell :/ |
JoePinball |
| #33 |
<+BorisM17Linux> \join #uk |
JoePinball |
| #34 |
<+ResCattorum> Honey, I'm afraid it will only be oral |
JoePinball |
| #35 |
<+ResCattorum> I prefer the times I think without speaking over the times I speak without thinking. |
JoePinball |
| #36 |
<+ResCattorum> The queer thing about penisland.con is that it's actually a lot smaller than it looks on the map. |
JoePinball |
| #37 |
<+orangensaft> ********* | <+orangensaft> oops that wasn't my mum's password |
JoePinball |
| #38 |
Cats are put on this earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose - Oscar Wilde |
JoePinball |
| #39 |
<+ResCattorum> You're more of a man than 99% of the ops in #england Annabel |
JoePinball |
| #40 |
<JoePinball> OK bbl I need to start grinding stuff off my nuts |
JoePinball |
| #41 |
* lapyo is way roo drunk |
JoePinball |
| #42 |
<+ResCattorum> I'm a massive homo for early Muse and Radiohead |
JoePinball |
| #43 |
<+Annabel> I often walk about with someone elses dick in my arse |
JoePinball |
| #44 |
<+RayFlower> I declare that I now, RayFlower, sexually identify as Welsh and I prohibit anyone of you to mention carrots in any context. |
JoePinball |
| #45 |
<+ResCattorum> it's all fun and games until someone looses an eye. | <+ResCattorum> Then it is fun and games but you can't see anymore. |
JoePinball |
| #46 |
<@LorLorMoo> I see ResCattorum is posting his body parts on instagram |
JoePinball |
| #47 |
<+ResCattorum> God bless ibuprofen... quite sure it has cut down my recovery period from one week to seven days. |
JoePinball |
| #48 |
<+iCherry> shove a fleshlight up yo ass |
JoePinball |
| #49 |
<+ResCattorum> In norway we only have one word for cookie, crackers and bisquitsihds | <+ResCattorum> We're a simple country. |
JoePinball |
| #50 |
<@swuidwalk> I misspelled "squidlike" earlier and wanted to make it seem like it was on purpose. | <@swuidwalk> I'm committed to this now. |
JoePinball |
| #51 |
<@hypercubes> did a first aid at work course today | <@LorLorMoo> First woman you've kissed in a long time? |
JoePinball |
| #52 |
<+Zerock> JoePinball: you're the best crusty old fart in ##mahjong |
JoePinball |
| #53 |
<+ResCattorum> As we say in Norway: Teach your children to smoke before they start doing something unhealthy, like getting involved in sports. |
JoePinball |
| #54 |
* iCherry milks BorisM17Linux |
JoePinball |
| #55 |
<+RayFlower> wtf Started watching The Dirt, the movie about Mötley Crüe...The opening scene starts with Tommy Lee licking a woman during a party followed by an extreme squirt... clearly a straight to Netflix movie. |
JoePinball |
| #56 |
<+Annabel> LorLorMoo would be ok for a drunken 1 nite stand | <@LorLorMoo> Oh thanks Annabel :( |
JoePinball |
| #57 |
<+lapyo> tfw I just realized my home computer's uptime is almost twice as long as my longest relationship |
JoePinball |
| #58 |
<@DannagE> Got my sub on too | <@DannagE> Shit is wabblin | @DannagE> My balls love it | <@DannagE> :D |
JoePinball |
| #59 |
<@RayFlower> Brb sex |
JoePinball |
| #60 |
<+HelderHeid> we're all dying in slow motion |
JoePinball |
| #61 |
<@RayFlower> Two things never get old. Dark humour and unvaccinated children. |
JoePinball |
| #62 |
<@RayFlower> They say that there are a bad porn movie based on every block buster movie. But has anyone thought of Ejacula yet? |
JoePinball |
| #63 |
<+[RV]-tempted> but to her credit tho, she is a very nice woman, really nice, pretty too, but the IQ of a cucumber |
JoePinball |
| #64 |
<@LeoTrollstoy> Naked? | Nah | <@LeoTrollstoy> I just have really long legs |
JoePinball |
| #65 |
<@LeoTrollstoy> almost done memorising the g string |
JoePinball |
| #66 |
<^o0^> !boomer JoePinball | <^o0^> oh wait i can't use my own commands |
JoePinball |
| #67 |
[19:03] * cubes is now known as wubbles |
JoePinball |
| #68 |
<@CisFlower> "If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be ‹repercussions›"? |
JoePinball |
| #69 |
<@RayFlower> Most of the ads i get on instagram these days are for cat food and brazilian waxing |
JoePinball |
| #70 |
<+boris> you know you are getting old when you watch a porno and think "nice bed" |
JoePinball |
| #71 |
<@RayFlower> Need to find some fasion to tame staccato stabs |
JoePinball |
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