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Channel information for #uk on QuakeNet
Channel: #uk (Chat Now!)
Bot: |UK|
Joined: 2017-07-09 15:15
QuakeNet service: Q
Channel peak: 116

Channel settings
Channel settings:
-advertise +autoop +autovoice -badwords
-bitch +commandchar -dynamicbans +enforcebans
-flood +greet +google +hidelogs
+image +infobot -massvoice +peak
+quotes -restrictchaninfo -restrictlogs -restrictstats
+showbanby +stats -timedquotes -topic
+userbans +urltitle -vote +weather

Command character: ! (commands can be called as !kick, !deop)
Dynamic bans: Not activated
Massvoice pattern: Not activated
Timed quotes: Not activated
Timezone: GMT0
Onjoin message: Not activated
Protection settings
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Anti advertise: Not activated
Bad words: Not activated
Enforced modes:
Enforced topic: Not activated

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Logs page: Public access (access not restricted)
Stats page: Public access (access not restricted)
Channel information: Public (access not restricted)

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Logs: Not available - hidden through +hidelogs

Auth/Handle Access level Last seen
JoePinball Owner 2023-02-05 16:48
1 owner, 0 masters, 0 ops, 0 voices and 0 friends added to the bot

Auth/Handle Greeting
Annabel Hi there Annabel!
cubeswork *schedules a meeting with cubes' boss so he gets some quality work YouTube time*
Dizmo *wubbles Dizmo*
faiden *rolls a phat spliff and flings it over to faiden*
Geth *fetches Geth an ice-cold beer with a diesel chaser*
Ikoru *gives Ikorua beer & a copy of the Stoke Sentinel*
iPadre *plays some lovely K-pop songs for Rescattorum*
JoePinball *wubbles EngineerDude"
Jolene Ahoy jolzz!
lapi0 /me sets a nice witty topic for lapyo
LorLorMoo *wubbles LorLor muchly*
Mahjong *re-arranges all of Mahjong's tiles while he's occupied*
w4rped Ho! It's Dan the Man!
[TAA]Cuba /me hands cubes a large Gin & Tonic

ID Quote Added by
#1 <+cubesworks> it's lord pinball now JoePinball
#2 * cubes puts on a dress JoePinball
#3 <@cubes> Thought about building up some hope, so I could then go on to abandon it, but realized the pointlessness of the situation Joe|wrinkly
#4 <+ResCattorum> While I certainly don't regret the last drink, I regret the first two. JoePinball
#5 <+Ellenor> the best IRC noise reduction is leaving rizon and coming here, and showing JoePinball yer booty ;) JoePinball
#6 <+Annabel> Dizmo now has reflecting shots! :-) Joe|afk
#7 <@cubes> I never make the same mistake twice. Thrice is my absolute minimum. JoePinball
#8 <@squidwalk> I never knew such wonders were possible with ASCII art. I feel I am now a better being. JoePinball
#9 <+ResCattorum> Soon my nut lube will be shacken, not stired. JoePinball
#10 <+ResCattorum> When I go shopping I always go to the 'strong independent woman aisle', thats where the cheese, biscuits, wine and cat food is located. JoePinball
#11 <+HelderHeid> and there was an earthquake in japan! | orLorMoo> <@JoePinball> that was me too: I was in afacetime with a classroom full of Japanese 6th formers and they all came at the same time JoePinball
#12 <+ResCattorum> If the nazis actually won the war, most thingwould be rather similar - that is, if you belonged to the master race- Grocery stores would probably be open 24 hours a day, though itwould perhaps be better organised, cell phones would be called hailers and e-cigs would be JoePinball
#13 <+lapyo> I guess we'll see what'll happen in the future JoePinball
#14 <+ENG|Ikoru> cubes its adult time now, get in bed JoePinball
#15 <+HelderHeid> holy crap! argentina is being pounded by croatia >.> | <+ResCattorum> Bah that sounds like some modern porn reference JoePinball
#16 <@cubes> Attended group therapy with the voices in my head. They all agreed I was disruptive and asked me to leave. JoePinball
#17 <+pyjamas> yeah it's too hot for pyjamas JoePinball
#18 <+ResCattorum> Spent 2 hours cleaning my bedroom in my underwear and i still needed to take a shower JoePinball
#19 * Annabel gives us a good quote! JoePinball
#20 * Annabel downloads some porn for rescattorum JoePinball
#21 <@cubes> Concerned about my tendency to arrogantly mock mylosing opponents, the doctor gave me some anti-gloating cream. I just can't wait to rub it in! JoePinball
#22 <+iCherry> jolzz, u uck JoePinball
#23 <+Annabel> We're having some nice weather at the anus JoePinball
#24 <+iCherry> yer, anus is pretty hot, Ikoru JoePinball
#25 <+pyjamas> but also my room smells of latex and not for the fun reasons JoePinball
#26 <JoePinball> mmm there's somethign about being taken firmly from behind.... JoePinball
#27 <+iCherry> I want to buy one of those checkout divider things | <+iCherry> but the lady keeps putting it back JoePinball
#28 <Loresome> Just get pregnant iCherry - when youve given birth your tits just proper double/triple in size! Then never really go down JoePinball
#29 <@LorLorMoo> People just can;t get enough of my lady jugs eh JoePinball
#30 <+iCherry> sleep is for the eweak! JoePinball
#31 * LorLorMoo lciks DannagE | <@DannagE> Sounds painful JoePinball
#32 <+lapyo> that's not a funny topic, that's my life in a nutshell :/ JoePinball
#33 <+BorisM17Linux> \join #uk JoePinball
#34 <+ResCattorum> Honey, I'm afraid it will only be oral JoePinball
#35 <+ResCattorum> I prefer the times I think without speaking over the times I speak without thinking. JoePinball
#36 <+ResCattorum> The queer thing about penisland.con is that it's actually a lot smaller than it looks on the map. JoePinball
#37 <+orangensaft> ********* | <+orangensaft> oops that wasn't my mum's password JoePinball
#38 Cats are put on this earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose - Oscar Wilde JoePinball
#39 <+ResCattorum> You're more of a man than 99% of the ops in #england Annabel JoePinball
#40 <JoePinball> OK bbl I need to start grinding stuff off my nuts JoePinball
#41 * lapyo is way roo drunk JoePinball
#42 <+ResCattorum> I'm a massive homo for early Muse and Radiohead JoePinball
#43 <+Annabel> I often walk about with someone elses dick in my arse JoePinball
#44 <+RayFlower> I declare that I now, RayFlower, sexually identify as Welsh and I prohibit anyone of you to mention carrots in any context. JoePinball
#45 <+ResCattorum> it's all fun and games until someone looses an eye. | <+ResCattorum> Then it is fun and games but you can't see anymore. JoePinball
#46 <@LorLorMoo> I see ResCattorum is posting his body parts on instagram JoePinball
#47 <+ResCattorum> God bless ibuprofen... quite sure it has cut down my recovery period from one week to seven days. JoePinball
#48 <+iCherry> shove a fleshlight up yo ass JoePinball
#49 <+ResCattorum> In norway we only have one word for cookie, crackers and bisquitsihds | <+ResCattorum> We're a simple country. JoePinball
#50 <@swuidwalk> I misspelled "squidlike" earlier and wanted to make it seem like it was on purpose. | <@swuidwalk> I'm committed to this now. JoePinball
#51 <@hypercubes> did a first aid at work course today | <@LorLorMoo> First woman you've kissed in a long time? JoePinball
#52 <+Zerock> JoePinball: you're the best crusty old fart in ##mahjong JoePinball
#53 <+ResCattorum> As we say in Norway: Teach your children to smoke before they start doing something unhealthy, like getting involved in sports. JoePinball
#54 * iCherry milks BorisM17Linux JoePinball
#55 <+RayFlower> wtf Started watching The Dirt, the movie about Mötley Crüe...The opening scene starts with Tommy Lee licking a woman during a party followed by an extreme squirt... clearly a straight to Netflix movie. JoePinball
#56 <+Annabel> LorLorMoo would be ok for a drunken 1 nite stand | <@LorLorMoo> Oh thanks Annabel :( JoePinball
#57 <+lapyo> tfw I just realized my home computer's uptime is almost twice as long as my longest relationship JoePinball
#58 <@DannagE> Got my sub on too | <@DannagE> Shit is wabblin | @DannagE> My balls love it | <@DannagE> :D JoePinball
#59 <@RayFlower> Brb sex JoePinball
#60 <+HelderHeid> we're all dying in slow motion JoePinball
#61 <@RayFlower> Two things never get old. Dark humour and unvaccinated children. JoePinball
#62 <@RayFlower> They say that there are a bad porn movie based on every block buster movie. But has anyone thought of Ejacula yet? JoePinball
#63 <+[RV]-tempted> but to her credit tho, she is a very nice woman, really nice, pretty too, but the IQ of a cucumber JoePinball
#64 <@LeoTrollstoy> Naked? | Nah | <@LeoTrollstoy> I just have really long legs JoePinball
#65 <@LeoTrollstoy> almost done memorising the g string JoePinball
#66 <^o0^> !boomer JoePinball | <^o0^> oh wait i can't use my own commands JoePinball
#67 [19:03] * cubes is now known as wubbles JoePinball
#68 <@CisFlower> "If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be ‹repercussions›"? JoePinball
#69 <@RayFlower> Most of the ads i get on instagram these days are for cat food and brazilian waxing JoePinball
#70 <+boris> you know you are getting old when you watch a porno and think "nice bed" JoePinball
#71 <@RayFlower> Need to find some fasion to tame staccato stabs JoePinball

Type Hostmask/Auth Sticky Expires Added by
Host *!*[email protected]*.6443.j0en.ip No Never (permanent) JoePinball
Host *!*[email protected]*.7ij3.hzky.ip No Never (permanent) JoePinball
Host *!*[email protected]*.kq5p.leno.ip No Never (permanent) JoePinball
Host *!*[email protected]*.xhrv.1rgv.ip No Never (permanent) JoePinball
Host *!*[email protected]*.z8tj.tiby.ip No Never (permanent) JoePinball

Trigger Type Min. Level Response
!boobs Public - BOOBS!
!toffeecrisp Public - /me hands %1 a toffee crisp

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